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The Dumped Survival Kit


Valentine’s Day can be a lonely time for singletons… If you need to cheer up a friend who’s not over their stinking ex, you can now gift them a ‘Dumped Survival Kit’.

Buy just the: Personalised Toilet Paper HERE – £7.89 


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£19.99 – The full survival kit, complete with their very own loo roll personalised with their ex’s face on it, a mini vibrator and other goodies to help heal the wound.

The Survival Kit Includes:

  • Strawberry cheesecake candle
    Because love stinks
  • A mini vibrator
    They can pleasure themselves – who needs their ex?
  • Comfort soothing luxury chocolate truffles
    Because chocolate always makes a break up better

£7.89 – A standalone toilet roll with their ex’s face on – for those that just desperately need help flushing away those bad memories on V-Day!


  • Personalise the toilet roll with a photo and a message up to 100 characters


  • FSC Certified 2ply Tissue
  • Sheet Size: W11cm x H11cm

Please Note: 

We accept all image qualities for the toilet roll, but to get the very best results, choose an image with lots of colour, which is non-pixelated. This is not a criteria, but a recommendation. It’s bog-standard!


Our customers say

The Dumped Survival Kit

With an average score of 4.8 we’re rated excellent

135 reviews

Steve Nicoll

100% this made my anniversary. I’m not one for leaving reviews, but I asked a few questions before ordering and explained the date I needed it by for my anniversary, and they literally fast tracked the order. Brilliant. Picture quality is surprisingly good, to say it’s on tissue.

Thanks, came on time and made her laugh. Quick replies to questions


Very easy to order from, also arrived safely and quickly, I would definitely recommend them

Kanni Krishna

Just wanted to say thank you. Found the perfect gift for my weirdo of a besty for her 30th! I can’t wait to record her reaction when I give it to her.