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Sutton United Football Club Novelty Toilet Paper

£7.99

Buy a Sutton United football club novelty toilet roll, perfect for a footie-obsessed loved one, friend, or hater!

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Key Features

  • Each roll will have the Sutton United football club printed on every sheet!
    So they can wipe their bum with their archenemy, and flush away all the terrible memories.
  • Comfort soothing 2ply soft tissue
    The same bog standard roll you can find in the supermarket!
  • Made from Recycled Paper
    Hilarious football gifts, with no environmental impact.
  • Gift Wrap Available (at the checkout)
    Includes a gift bag, bow tie, receipt removal, and a personalisable gift tag!

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Product Specification Details
– Sheet Size: W9.5cm x H9.5cm
– Packaged in a sealed plastic cellophane bag
– Delivered in a plain cardboard box
– Order contains 1 toilet roll.

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Our customers say

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With an average score of 4.8 we’re rated excellent

135 reviews

Steve Nicoll

100% this made my anniversary. I’m not one for leaving reviews, but I asked a few questions before ordering and explained the date I needed it by for my anniversary, and they literally fast tracked the order. Brilliant. Picture quality is surprisingly good, to say it’s on tissue.

Thanks, came on time and made her laugh. Quick replies to questions

Beverly

Very easy to order from, also arrived safely and quickly, I would definitely recommend them

Kanni Krishna

Just wanted to say thank you. Found the perfect gift for my weirdo of a besty for her 30th! I can’t wait to record her reaction when I give it to her.

Peter