Sir Keir Starmer Novelty Toilet Paper

Name: Sir Keir Starmer Novelty Toilet Paper
SKU: SIR-UK-UK-252
Availability: InStock

Original price was: 17$.Current price is: 12$.

Featuring Sir Keir Starmer’s face on every sheet of toilet paper & crafted from recycled paper!

Spend £30+, Get FREE Delivery by 30th April

Description

Our Sir Keir Starmer Novelty Toilet Paper is the ultimate way to bring humour and personality to any bathroom. Featuring a full-colour print on every sheet, it’s guaranteed to get laughs rolling—right from the first wipe!

Why You’ll Love It

Statement-Making Design: Every sheet boldly displays Sir Keir Starmer, giving you a cheeky way to express your political views or share a good laugh.
Eco-Conscious Fun: Made from fully recycled, FSC-certified paper and printed with vegan inks—because even gag gifts can care for the planet.
Speedy Shipping: Need it ASAP? Enjoy next-day delivery in the UK, or surprise friends worldwide with tracked international shipping.

Perfect for Any Occasion

Whether it’s a quirky birthday present, a hilarious Christmas gift, an office prank, or a bold political statement, Sir Keir Starmer Novelty Toilet Paper guarantees to be the highlight of any event.

Product Details

Sheet Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm
Full-colour image printed on every sheet, all the way through.
Each roll comes securely wrapped in plastic for freshness.
Delivered in discreet packaging for added mystery.
Includes one roll per order.

Want something more personal?

Check out our Custom Printed Toilet Paper to upload your own image and create an even more unforgettable gift!

Additional information

Weight	0.125 kg
Dimensions	12 × 12 × 12 cm
Region	Europe
Job Title	Politician
Political Allegiance	Left-Wing

Shipping & Delivery

UK Shipping Services Below

FREE Next-Day Delivery available on orders over £30

*An additional £1 charge applies to deliveries to the Scottish Highlands & Islands, Northern Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Isle of Wight, and the Isles of Scilly due to higher courier costs.

Delivery Service	Delivery Speed From Purchase	Price
Economy UK - Evri	6-7 Working Days After Purchase	£2.99
Standard UK - Evri	3-4 Working Day After Purchase	£3.99
Next-Day UK - Evri	2 Working Days After Purchase	£13.99
Free Next-Day UK - Evri	2 Working Days After Purchase	FREE (On Orders Over £30+)

International Shipping Services Below

All International Services Include Full Tracking

Shipping Service	Shipping Speed From Purchase	Price
International Tracked - Royal Mail	9-12 Working Days	From £8.99
International Priority Airmail - Royal Mail	5-7 Working Day After Purchase	From £14.99

My order is a gift, can I get the receipt removed?

No problem! Just choose our gift wrap service, and we'll take care of everything. We'll remove the receipt and beautifully package your order in our special gift wrap, complete with an elegant bow on top!

Which courier do you use for delivery?

At ToiletFace.co.uk, we understand the significance of a smooth delivery experience, as we are avid online shoppers ourselves. Our choice of courier reflects our commitment to your satisfaction. We've partnered with Evri, a reputable courier offering excellent service at reasonable costs, which helps us maintain competitive prices.

How can I track my delivery?

Upon dispatch, you'll receive an email notification containing your tracking number and a link to the courier's website. This enables you to conveniently track the delivery status.

What packaging is my order delivered in?

We place a strong emphasis on eco-conscious shipping. Our packaging uses the minimum amount of materials necessary, reducing our environmental impact. It's both sturdy and durable, ensuring that your toilet rolls arrive in pristine condition. Please note that all orders are shipped in plain cardboard box, without a brand name on.

How long does it take before my order is dispatched?

The timing varies based on your chosen delivery method. If you've opted for next-day delivery, your order typically gets dispatched the next working day. For economy-class orders, expect dispatch within 3-4 days. As for international orders, the timeframe can differ, but it usually ranges from 1 to 5 days, depending on whether you've selected our express or standard international service.